A three miles deep guy, senior Juan Marin anxiously awaits to crown himself Mr. PFHS as April nears. While many contestants resemble each other in mediocre skill, the inevitable champion is confident in his unique ability. “I’m exotic, that’s a skill; I’m Juan of a kind!” said Marin. Having such complexity, the soon-to-be Mr. PFHS has more to him than meets the eye. “I’m deep, like very deep. I got swag for days, which is a burden and a blessing,” said Marin. Like many, Marin has a soft side. When he is not busy cranking out swag, you can find Marin getting into his deep feelings by reading books. “On my free time I like to read 50 Shades Of Gray, just like every other high school boy,” said Marin. Not only that, when Marin finishes the book he enjoys rereading it all over again.

  For Marin, though, this competition means more than just a victory over mediocrity, it is a chance to grasp a once in a lifetime opportunity and show how Mr. PFHS should be done. “I would choose to win this competition over winning $1,000; that’s how important this is to me,” said Marin. The obvious conclusion: Juan Marin is ready to tackle the competition.

If you were president, what is one amendment you would pass?

“Why would I pass an amendment? America is already the greatest country in the world.”

If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?

“Oh are you talking about my spirit animal right now? I find myself to be a lot like the leopard, very supple. That or the honey badger because they are awesome.”

Old Miley Cyrus or new Miley Cyrus?

“Old Miley Cyrus! Did you not see the MTV Video Music Awards?”

If you lived in the 50s, would you be a greaser or joc?

“Greaser. Did the jocs have swag? No. Greasers are known for John Travolta getting the pretty girl and singing well. That’s swag.”

Mohammed Ali or Mike Tyson, who would win?

“Oh, Ali. There is a reason why we call Mohammed Ali the G.O.A.T; greatest of all time. Mike Tyson didn’t start that.”